blonk's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Primal War 08]

I think you shot yourself in the foot with this 1

im not saying its bad. I like it, but i think you went a bit overboard with the females. so many of them, and all fine toned and stuff.
Yeah it makes sense, the males go to fight and the females stay to protect the main city. But shouldnt there be just a few men.
The way the women were protrayed, a lot of people are gunna think your a furry, and since 90% of the people that come to newgrounds are close minded little fucks who hate Furry just because they like to be Nazis, Your future works wont be appreciated for what they really are. Alot of people are gunna give you a bad vote just because.

I look foward to your next work. good luck with it.

[StarCraft: The Return]

its nice, but you still need some work.

I love how youve taken StarCraft and made your own spinoff of it.

Your 3d works are wonderful, But you definitely need work on the Organics... sorry to say but your zerg look absolutely horrendous and your humans dont look too much better either, the lip synching needs some work too. The unfortunate thing is i have almsot no experience with Flash, so the only good advice i can give is to practice on your organic things. try searching around for good references on the Zerg. cuz seriuosly your hydralisk looked like a giant slug... not a hydralisk.

I hope you heed my advice, taking more time to get the Lip synchs right could improve the overall quality of the flash a lot. Cant wait for the next installment.

LogFish responds:

I mean to do better freehand graphics in the next one - cheers!

[Weed Harmless 3]

very good!!! i love this!

i just read a review about this movie... the guy went on to say his 3 siblings went to other drugs through marijuana... being anti-marijuana and stuff about it.

heres a litttle something something for that guy. Marijuana becomes a gateway drug when you use it irresponisbly, and when you dont use your head to think about the consequences. i know over 15 people who do Pot, NONE of them do any other drugs. though 1 does smoke cigaretes. why? cuz they are responsible smart people. Pot does NOT make you dumber, how do i know this? cuz out of those 15 people, 12 of them still get GREAT grades(B's and up) in the school they go to. the other 3 are just idiots who dont care about school, and even if they didnt smoke pot they'd still not care about school. (they stopped smoking pot for 2 whole marking periods one time... there grades havent gone up at all, reason being that they still didnt care about any homework assignments or reports they were assigned)

my case and point here is Marijuana (just like alcohol, which BTW is great to use as a gateway drug thing. just get them drunk, then ask "hey want some meth?") when used responsibly is fine, and harmless. Alcohol is the same, when used responsibly, its harmless.

[Zombies and Swords!]

haha sweet

yeah a sword may never run out of bullets, but you can run out of stamina. plus the worst place to be is near a zombie... distance and speed is key, even if its 20 feet. god Forbid. you could get overrun. the #1 thing that seems to be re-occur in zombie scenarios is the Massive # of zombies there are. Melee is always a last resort, wait no... Melee without a weapon is always last resort...

other than that this was pretty kewl, decent animation, the sounds were a bit generic for my tastes, i hate hearing those same screams and sword slash sounds in every flash i see @_@ i couldnt help but laugh though as i watched this. its pretty funny.

[Say Something!]

that was really something

whats relly funny is that the Hello smiley's voice is a ripoff of Homestarruner... its so blatant. thanx for the very funny flash...

Btw... epilepsy @_@... besides the laughter this gave me a headache XD

[Proud to be Canadian]

this is what im talkn about right here...

this just proves Canada is a country of nice people, the reviews your getting are all egotistical assfucks from amercia, it makes me ashamed of my own country... Plus what no1 ever realizes that without Canada, we would prob get screwed in every war we fight in... You guys kicked ass in WW1, you helped us tremendously in ww2 and your helping us with our meaningless war in the middle East right now, and dont 4get Katrina ^.- In my top 5 list of countries to live in, Canada is third, after New Zealand and before Germany. Although it did get quite boring near the end, moslty cuz you used the same 3 pictures, but besides that i thoroughly enjoyed it. Great Job. and yeah, the big reason i want out of USA is cuz of terrorism. that and i dont feel like going to war for a futile goal...

[Primal War 05]

dam man

you get better and better with each new episode, great job. cant wait for the enxt installments.

[The Gayest Showdown]

wtf is this?

if you are going to make fun of something... atleast do it right. this is so horrible it just makes the original look better in comparison... now i dont know if you were making fun of the original or just acting retarded, either way, this blows.

[Coleoptera Bibliophile]

NO_meatloaf_for_me....WTF DUDE!!!! = jackass

dude how much of a jackass could you be... i see in no way this having to do with bush... if anything, this flash has NOtHING to do with bush, it has no specified time period... and has no identities specified, other than the monsters name "Glarg" other than that every person drawn in this flash couldve been a hobo for all we know.... ur such a jackass accusing this flash of that... paranoid jerkoff.

now onto my review, very creative, good style, and neat animation... i thought it was very funny with the whole elephant + body = person thing! now thats imaginitive! the ending was sad though... havign to kill your own creation is always difficult, unless you have no heart of course. although it was disturbing how glarg turned into a monster of a leader (no pun intended). you get me 5 for a very original, unique and creative flash... teh music went perfectly with it.

[HALF LIFE2 - Blow Me Away]

pretty nice... i liked it.

it was nice, although the animation seemed a bit sketchy and low quality, it was good overall though.