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blonk's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 41 (From 5 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 575 Points

Crush the Castle: PP

Castle Hater Unlocked 12/31/09
5 Points
Beat all castles in Black Shores
Castle Pusher Unlocked 12/31/09
5 Points
Beat all castles in Umbria
Castle Destroyer Unlocked 12/31/09
10 Points
Beat all castles in Dante Flats
Castle Smasher Unlocked 12/31/09
10 Points
Beat all castles in Wintervale
Tutorial Smasher Unlocked 12/31/09
10 Points
Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
Warming Up the Trebuchet Unlocked 12/31/09
10 Points
Get gold in all castles in Umbria
Don't Eat Red Snow Unlocked 12/31/09
25 Points
Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
Castle Crusher 10 Points Beat all castles in Betsonia
No Survivors 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
Resistance is Futile 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
I Hate Castles 50 Points Crush all castles
Gold Medalist 100 Points Get gold medals in all castles.

Medals Earned: 7/12 (75/285 points)

Toss the Turtle

Acupuncture Unlocked 1/3/10
5 Points
Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star Unlocked 7/7/12
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Jump Man Unlocked 1/3/10
5 Points
Smash a goomba
Novice Unlocked 7/7/12
5 Points
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark Unlocked 7/7/12
5 Points
Find the hidden button
Amateur Unlocked 7/7/12
10 Points
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver Unlocked 7/7/12
10 Points
Blow up a jeep
Harrasment Unlocked 1/3/10
10 Points
Crush an angry ground creature
in Space Unlocked 7/7/12
10 Points
Reach space
Strong Armed Unlocked 1/3/10
10 Points
Get punched by a banana
Abducted Unlocked 1/3/10
25 Points
Get caught by a UFO
Icarus Unlocked 1/3/10
25 Points
Get burned by a sun
Persistent Unlocked 7/7/12
25 Points
Play over an hour
Professional Unlocked 7/7/12
25 Points
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive Unlocked 1/3/10
25 Points
Use a nuke
Addicted Unlocked 1/3/10
50 Points
Play over 2 hours
Master Unlocked 7/7/12
50 Points
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler Unlocked 7/7/12
50 Points
Total over 1 million feet
Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything
WorldsEdge 100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Medals Earned: 18/20 (350/500 points)

Yeah Jam Fury

Why Couldn't I Transform? Unlocked 6/30/12
5 Points
Beat all four tutorial stages
You Son of a Gun... Unlocked 7/2/12
5 Points
Beat "Just Grab It"
Did the Easy Stuff! Unlocked 7/2/12
10 Points
Beat all stages on page one
Jammed Window Unlocked 7/2/12
10 Points
Beat "Windowsill" without firing a block
Breakthrough! 5 Points Beat "Wall of Face" in 10 seconds or less
Footing FOUND 5 Points Beat "Find Your Footing" firing only one block
Ground Floor 5 Points Beat "Elevator Shaft" without respawning once
Oops 5 Points Restart "Mind the Gap"
"Jawsome!" 10 Points Get Fury to say "Jawsome" with VFX at max
"Rock a Doodle!" 10 Points Get Yeah to say "Rock a Doodle" with VFX at max
"Swag." 10 Points Get Jam to say "Swag" with VFX at max
Found the Lightswitch 10 Points Beat "Lights Out"
Loose Noose 10 Points Beat "Weak Rope" without destroying a single block
Master Fetcher 10 Points Beat "Fetch Quest 2" without respawning once
Ninja Nonsense 10 Points Beat "Shenanigans" without respawning once or firing a block
Playin' it Safe 10 Points Fire 25 blocks in a stage
Playin' it the Right Way 10 Points Destroy 175 blocks in a stage
Playin' it Wild 10 Points Boost 50 times in a stage
Spring and a Storm 10 Points Destroy Mr. Moon in "Space Jam"
Unlocked Cool Clothes! 10 Points Unlock alternate YJF threads
Worldly Treasures 10 Points Beat "Willyworld" with 11 blocks in your quota total
You Totally Cheated 10 Points Beat "Dastardly" without respawning once
Collect Your Feels 25 Points Have 6 blocks in your quota total on "Steel Feels"
Gettin' Better at This! 25 Points Beat the record on a stage three times
Jordan Be Proud 25 Points Beat "Space Jam"
Movin' Right Along 25 Points Beat all stages on page two
Rainbow Runner 25 Points Beat "Oh Love"
Oh, It's Just a Flash Game? 50 Points Beat all stages
Master of the Universe 100 Points Beat "Oh Love" in 30 seconds or less
HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thank You, My Ears Were Bleeding Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Who is Mr. Super? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/32 (30/500 points)

Zelda the Welder

Clock Welder Unlocked 7/6/12
5 Points
Repair the clock
Ready? Unlocked 7/6/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Robot Welder Unlocked 7/6/12
10 Points
Repair the robot
Bomb Welder Unlocked 7/6/12
50 Points
Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN

Medals Earned: 4/4 (70/70 points)

Zombies, Inc.

Conquer Africa Unlocked 2/25/12
5 Points
Zombie Pharaohs? Hasn't that been done before?
Conquer Canada Unlocked 2/25/12
5 Points
Not that they put up much of a fight.
Conquer the North Pole Unlocked 2/25/12
5 Points
Zombify Santa.
Conquer the South Pole Unlocked 2/25/12
5 Points
Penguin zombies are no joke.
Fully Upgrade One Item Unlocked 2/25/12
5 Points
Fully upgrade the quality of one item in your sales department.
Fully Upgrade One Zombie Unlocked 2/25/12
5 Points
Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of one of your zombies.
Fully Upgrade Four Items Unlocked 2/25/12
10 Points
Fully upgrade the quality of four items in your sales department.
Hire 20 Employees Unlocked 2/25/12
10 Points
You are a thriving small business.
Beat Game on Easy 5 Points Beat the game on easy difficulty.
Conquer Central America 5 Points I don't know if you knew this already, but zombies love spicy food.
Conquer South America 5 Points The amazon just got even wilder.
Conquer South Asia 5 Points What's the capital of Thailand? The answer may surprise you.
Conquer the World in 90 Days 5 Points Make the world a zombie utopia in only 90 days!
Beat Game on Normal 10 Points Beat the game on normal difficulty.
Conquer Australia 10 Points Kroikey! A zombie dingo ate my zombie baby!
Conquer China 10 Points People in China who get this medal also get arrested for sedition.
Conquer Japan 10 Points If zombies can control giant robots, then we are all f**ked.
Conquer Russia 10 Points In soviet Russia, zombies conquer you!
Conquer the World in 75 Days 10 Points Make the world a zombie utopia in only 75 days!
Fully Upgrade Five Zombies 10 Points Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of five of your zombies.
Hire 40 Employees 10 Points You are a thriving company.
Beat Game on Hard 25 Points Beat the game on hard difficulty
Conquer Europe 25 Points Riots and strikes are the least of your worries.
Conquer the United States 25 Points Politicians are now bribed with brains instead of money.
Fully Upgrade All Items 25 Points Fully upgrade the quality of all items in your sales department.
Hire 60 Employees 25 Points You are a thriving corporation, and a boon to the economy!
Unlock all Company Upgrades 25 Points Your company is now running at peak efficiency!
Beat Game w/o Losing a Battle 50 Points You are definitely an expert strategist.
Conquer the World in 60 Days 50 Points Make the world a zombie utopia in only 60 days!
Fully Upgrade All Zombies 50 Points Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of all of your zombies.

Medals Earned: 8/30 (50/455 points)