blonk's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[I Will Beat Pacman!]

5!5!5!5!5!5!

JESUS CHRIST MAN ITS JUST A GAME!!!!!!
very funny though im giving all my 5.

[Global Warming!]

HUMOR WOULD BE 25 IF I COULD DO IT

DUDE WHAT DID THE SQUIRREL SAY AFTER HE ATE THE PEANUT. HTIS IS HILARIOuS IF YOU LIKE THINGS THAT ARE JUST RANDOM.

THE SQUIRREL MAKES ME LAUGH EVRY TIME MAN

El-Cid responds:

Hehe. Yeah, that line still cracks a smile on me. What he's actually saying is, "Wow that's some really good fish-nuts". It was actually a fluke where I correct myself in the middle of it. I meant to say "nuts", and for some reason I had this mental image of a beaver eating fish (which is totally inaccurate).

So we started recording the lines and it was our first try. It sounded so funny I kept it. :-)

[DE_aztec]

that is GREAT!

2 bad the real counterstrike aint that fun right?
ya run out of ammo. HAND TO HAND COMBAT! not just running at each other with a knife.

GREAT MOVIE! make more dont stop your a stick figure movie legend man!

[Grand Theft Boner]

its cool.

thats was a real cool cartoon but..pulp-fiction is right. i found no storyline in it. i was confused with what was goin on through the whole thing. im giving ya a good score cuz i really like gta vice city so... your lucky cuz im givin you a 3. if you had atleast SOME plot in this i would give it a 5.

[nobody's listening!]

dont listen.

listen man. dont listen to what other people have to say. DONT LISTEN TO ME!!!. specially the asswipe who wrote a submission somewhere b4 me. (i am not typing names) but i too was being bullied for a long time. im in 9nth grade so i should be the same age as you. im 5'7 and look pretty good. i dont see why i would be bullied. although every one stopped making fun of me when i belted the usual asswipe (who picked on me) in the face.
good flash. work on ur quality if u ask me. good choice of music. dont let bad remarks from others get you down. and if some1 crosses the line dont be afraid of breaking there jaw. just dont get caught doing it.

[Starlight Odyssey 3Dmovie]

thats seriuosly nice.

pro material man. TripN.....your reiew made no sense. without the music... there is no sound... it would have sucked w/out the music... cuz there is no FX in it. (but i know what you mean;)

there is just one thing i hate when peeple post reviews. if they dont like they just put all 0's most of the time. and if people do like it they put all 10's that makes me a lil frusttrated. i mean c'mon
Tripn u put 0 for graphics. i know you dont mean that. you put 0 for style. i know you dont mean that. you 0 for violemce. COME ON HIS TARET IS DESTROYED AT THE END thats violence. but for humor ... yeah a 0 cuz there is no jokes in it.

GOOD WORK keep it up.nice choice of music and really nice graphics. very rare to see a full 3D movie.

[Madness Apotheosis]

JUST BECUZ YOU SAID DONT I HAVE TOO!!

literally neganova becuz you said dont i have to!! it is in my nature. this was part of a series called madness DINGBAT!! it has plenty of story line. that is if you want to watch all the episodes. DIPSHIT!! when somthing is part of a series you should watch the other ones first.
Good job! HEY!! if you can krinkels make a sequel to madness interactive PLEASE!!

[What if Hitler Lived?]

COOL

wait a darned minute! Hilter was against homosexuals but then again he was also against jews and was a jew himself.
I swear that is the funniest thing i have seen about WWII nice job. oh! here is a question.
What would Hitler do for a klondike bar?!?!

[Rokémon!]

WHOAH!

holy crap man. nice sprites and sounds +effects.
MAKE MORE LIKE THIS. maybe an episode 2?

[Passion Of The Christians]

STUPEDO!!!!

seriously man in my opinion you stole the idea from south park.

To jambone im not trying to say ur stupid or anything BUT the difference betweens jewdiesm(i dont know how to spell!!) and christianity is that the christians beleive there messiah has come(namely JESUS)and are waiting for him to come again and the jewish people beleive that the messiah hasnt come and are still waiting for the mesiah